Two And A Half Men
The fourth season of "Two and a Half Men" started this fall for the 2006-2007 season. Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, Spin City, Scary Movie 3, Major League, Major League II) is still a bachelor, living in his fancy Malibu home. His brother, Alan, (Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink) has moved back in with Charlie after his second marriage with Kandi (April Bowlby) has failed. Jake (Angus T. Jones, The Rookie) also moves back in with Charlie and is going through his own problems these days, puberty. And if life couldn't be hard enough, there is Alan and Charlie's mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor), their stalker neighbor Rose (Melanie Lynskey, Sweet Home Alabama), and their blue-collar, and equally as crazy housekeeper Berta (Conchata Ferrell). CBS Broadcast History September 2003 - May 2005 --- Mondays 9:30pm/8:30c September 2005 - Present --- Mondays 9:00pm/8:00c
Season 1
- 01. Pilot 22/09/2003
- 02. Big Flappy Bastards 29/09/2003
- 03. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 06/10/2003
- 04. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 13/10/2003
- 05. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 20/10/2003
- 06. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 27/10/2003
- 07. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 03/11/2003
- 08. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 10/11/2003
- 09. Phase One, Complete 17/11/2003
- 10. Merry Thanksgiving 24/11/2003
- 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 15/12/2003
- 12. Camel Filters + Pheromones 05/01/2004
- 13. Sara Like Puny Alan 12/01/2004
- 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas 02/02/2004
- 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 09/02/2004
- 16. That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 16/02/2004
- 17. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 23/02/2004
- 18. An Old Flame With a New Wick 01/03/2004
- 19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 22/03/2004
- 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 19/04/2004
- 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing 03/05/2004
- 22. My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 10/05/2004
- 23. Just Like Buffalo 17/05/2004
- 24. Can You Feel My Finger? 24/05/2004
Season 2
- 01. Back Off Mary Poppins 20/09/2004
- 02. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 27/09/2004
- 03. A Bag Full of Jawea 04/10/2004
- 04. Go Get Mommy's Bra 11/10/2004
- 05. Bad News from the Clinic 18/10/2004
- 06. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 25/10/2004
- 07. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 08/11/2004
- 08. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 15/11/2004
- 09. Yes, Monsignor 22/11/2004
- 10. The Salmon Under My Sweater 29/11/2004
- 11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 13/12/2004
- 12. A Lungful of Alan 03/01/2005
- 13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow a.k.a. Get Off My Hair 17/01/2005
- 14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 31/01/2005
- 15. Smell the Umbrella Stand 07/02/2005
- 16. Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 14/02/2005
- 17. Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! 21/02/2005
- 18. It Was Mame, Mom 07/03/2005
- 19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise 21/03/2005
- 20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 18/04/2005
- 21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 02/05/2005
- 22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 09/05/2005
- 23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 16/05/2005
- 24. Does This Smell Funny to You? 23/05/2005
Season 3
- 01. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 19/09/2005
- 02. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 26/09/2005
- 03. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 03/10/2005
- 04. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 10/10/2005
- 05. We Called It Mr. Pinky 17/10/2005
- 06. Hi, Mr. Horned One 24/10/2005
- 07. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 07/11/2005
- 08. That Voodoo That I Do Do 14/11/2005
- 09. Madame and Her Special Friend 21/11/2005
- 10. Something Salted and Twisted 28/11/2005
- 11. Santa's Village of the Damned 19/12/2005
- 12. That Special Tug 09/01/2006
- 13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium 23/01/2006
- 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 06/02/2006
- 15. My Tongue is Meat 27/02/2006
- 16. Ergo, The Booty Call 06/03/2006
- 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 13/03/2006
- 18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler 20/03/2006
- 19. Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 10/04/2006
- 20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 24/04/2006
- 21. And the Plot Moistens 01/05/2006
- 22. Just Once With Aunt Sophie 08/05/2006
- 23. Arguments for the Quickie 15/05/2006
- 24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 22/05/2006
Season 4
- 01. Working for Caligula 18/09/2006
- 02. Who's Vod Kanockers 25/09/2006
- 03. The Sea is a Harsh Mistress 02/10/2006
- 04. A Pot Smoking Monkey 09/10/2006
- 05. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 16/10/2006
- 06. Apologies for the Frivolity 23/10/2006
- 07. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 06/11/2006
- 08. Release the Dogs 13/11/2006
- 09. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 20/11/2006
- 10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln 27/11/2006
- 11. Walnuts and Demerol 11/12/2006
- 12. Castrating Sheep in Montana 08/01/2007
- 13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer 22/01/2007
- 14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 05/02/2007
- 15. My Damn Stalker 12/02/2007
- 16. Young People Have Phlegm Too 19/02/2007
- 17. I Merely Slept with a Commie 26/02/2007
- 18. It Never Rains in Hooterville 19/03/2007
- 19. Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) 09/04/2007
- 20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) 16/04/2007
- 21. Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous 23/04/2007
- 22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 30/04/2007
- 23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 07/05/2007
- 24. Prostitutes and Gelato 14/05/2007
Season 5
- 01. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 24/09/2007
- 02. Media Room Slash Dungeon 01/10/2007
- 03. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 08/10/2007
- 04. City of Great Racks 15/10/2007
- 05. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 22/10/2007
- 06. Help Daddy Find His Toenail 29/10/2007
- 07. The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room 05/11/2007
- 08. Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 12/11/2007
- 09. Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 19/11/2007
- 10. Kinda Like Necrophilia 26/11/2007
- 11. Meander To Your Dander 17/03/2008
- 12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 24/03/2008
- 13. The Soil is Moist 31/03/2008
- 14. Winky-Dink Time 14/04/2008
- 15. Rough Night in Hump Junction 21/04/2008
- 16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 28/04/2008
- 17. Fish in a Drawer 05/05/2008
- 18. If My Hole Could Talk 12/05/2008
- 19. Waiting for the Right Snapper 19/05/2008
Season 6
- 01. Taterhead Is Our Love Child 22/09/2008
- 02. Pie Hole, Herb 29/09/2008
- 03. Damn You, Eggs Benedict 06/10/2008
- 04. The Flavin' and the Mavin' 13/10/2008
- 05. A Jock Strap In Hell 20/10/2008
- 06. It's Always Nazi Week 03/11/2008
- 07. Best H.O. Money Can Buy 10/11/2008
- 08. Pinocchio's Mouth 17/11/2008
- 09. The Mooch At The Boo 24/11/2008
- 10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 08/12/2008
- 11. The Devil's Lube 15/12/2008
- 12. Thank God for Scoliosis 12/01/2008
- 13. I Think You Offended Don 19/01/2009
- 14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 02/02/2009
- 15. I'd Like to Start With the Cat 09/02/2009
- 16. She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 02/03/2009
- 17. The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? 09/03/2009
- 18. My Son's Enormous Head 16/03/2009
- 19. The Two Finger Rule 30/03/2009
- 20. Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 13/04/2009
- 21. Above Exalted Cyclops 27/04/2009
- 22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 04/05/2009
- 23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 11/05/2009
- 24. Baseball with Better Steroids 18/05/2009
Season 7
- 00. (Ep. 722) "This Is Not Gonna End Well" SEASON FINALE! ???
- 01. 818-jklpuzo 21/09/2009
- 02. Whipped Unto the Third Generation 28/09/2009
- 03. Mmm, fish. Yum. 05/10/2009
- 04. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 12/10/2009
- 05. For the Sake of the Child 19/10/2009
- 06. Give Me Your Thumb 02/11/2009
- 07. Untainted by Filth 09/11/2009
- 08. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 16/11/2009
- 09. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 23/11/2009
- 10. That's Why They Call It Ball Room 07/12/2009
- 11. Warning, It's Dirty 14/12/2009
- 12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 11/01/2010
- 13. Yay, No Polyps! 18/01/2010
- 14. Crude and Uncalled For 01/02/2010
- 15. Aye, Aye, Captain 08/02/2010
- 16. Tinkle Like a Princess 01/03/2010
- 17. I Found Your Moustache 08/03/2010
- 18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day 22/03/2010
- 19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave 12/04/2010
- 20. I Called Him Magoo 10/05/2010
- 21. Gumby with a Pokey 17/05/2010
- 22. This Is Not Gonna End Well 24/05/2010
Season 8
- 00. (Ep. 801) "Three Girls And A Guy Named Bud" Season Premiere! ???
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