Samson sends Ben on a road trip to enlist a new attraction, where he encounters a longtime carney rival named Phineas Boffo. Sofie debates whether to defy her mother and join Libby on the bally; Stumpy tells Jones he needs to get his “candle waxed”; and Lodz and Samson have a falling out over Ben’s errand. Meanwhile, while Brother Justin is receiving treatments for “religious excitation,” Tommy Dolan is posing a rallying cry for his radio listeners: "Where are you, Brother Justin?"