To clear his head, Brian moves to Hollywood to become a successful writer. However, success is no easy task, and Brian can't seem to catch a break. He eventually does...directing porn. When the family tells him they are coming up to visit, he refuses to let them on the set, in fear they will be ashamed of him. Which leads them to believe he is now a snotty Hollywood big shot. Meanwhile, Stewie lands a part of "Kid's Say the Darnedest Things", and plans to use his hypnotizer to hypnotize the whole world on national television.