Lois is overly excited about Christmas time, but everything is going wrong. Peter delivers all of the presents to Toys for Toddlers instead of just one, Brian almost burns down the house destroying everything, and worst of all, they're out of paper towels! All of this together drives Lois mad, and she runs away from home towards the center of Quahog where she plans to destroy the star at the top of the big tree. Meanwhile, Stewie struggles to understand how and why Santa Clause can watch all children 24/7.