Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker. Unfortunately for her, Neil Goldman landed the other spot. When stuck in a life threatening situation, Meg kisses him so she won't die without having her first kiss, and it's broad casted to the entire world, making everyone think their a couple. Meg, in retaliation, broadcasts a segment about how gross Neil is, sending him to the top of city hall...threatening to jump. Meanwhile, Stewie plans an attack on the neighborhood bully after his tricycle is stolen.